DISCLAMER

It is highly important that you realise, ideally in advance but retrospectively is also acceptable, that this is nonsense. Well written and amusing nonsense, certainly, but nonsense nonetheless. With that in mind I ask you to read on and enjoy what I have written. one of the most eloquent and meaningful pages. However, a warning for you: This blog will change your preconceptions and understanding of that which you previously thought absolute. I ask you to cheerily bid adieu to your old life and welcome the new, as these writings will completely and irrevocably change your perspective on everything you considered previously apparent.




This is probably, for you, not a desirable outcome.



Monday, 26 March 2012

Addendum: Apology

I have noticed with my eyes that the earlier post has one (several) glaring inaccuracy and I felt it was my solumn duty to highlight and correct it.

The man in the unattractive denim suit with the terrible grammar did not have terrible teeth. It was quite wrong of me to say that he did. It was obvious that he took great care of them and I respect him for that. I think that perhaps I exagerated the hideous nature of his person in order to better fit the stereotype of a mugger that I have him my mind. I apologise and can only highlight my general trauma and the stereotype planted in me by society for my negligence in the description of that man. He had fine teeth that he obviously worked very hard to maintain and keep shiny and clean.

Honestly, they were three of the nicest teeth I have ever seen....

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